jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

(via h0odrich)

The blandest people are the ones who make constant public reference to how unique and offbeat they are.

h0odrich:

when you’re friends with me you’re always the ugly friend sorry

I feel like this 24/8.

h0odrich:

whenever i hear about the simpsons i think of jessica simpson and how shes been pregnant since clinton was in office

h0odrich:

no one named kermit is good looking and if they are they shouldnt be named kermit